Michael Moore had an episode of TV Nation where a guy tries to buy small-sized condoms.
At a white elephant exchange about twenty years ago, a buddy of mine received a package of these.
At the extreme opposite end of the spectrum, I’ve seen Horse condoms given as “gag” gifts.
Just put a rubber band around the base.
Are these available in Canada? Assuming that they can stretch a bit, they’re just what I’ve been looking for.
This site lists the width and length of each condom in the description – http://www.condomsexpress.com/
Like many items no size listed is usually the smallest, the ‘premium’ condoms seem to be a little larger even though they are not labeled that way.
I’m decent sized but not massive and Magnums fit me just fine. I wouldn’t worry too much unless were talking ultra small here.
Okay, I hate Texas but, as we all know, everything is bigger in Texas.
Q: How does a Texan put on a condom?
A: With tire irons.
But none of you kids today know what a tire iron is, so it ain’t funny, if it ever was.
Confirmed. I had terrible stamina with regular condoms, but having just slightly bigger condoms made all the difference - though the ones I buy are quite a bit too long.
One wonders, how and when are these applied? Do the estrussed mare’s pheromones prepare him for it or is forelockplay needed? Does he stand for it, I mean the pre-coital interruption?
Horses are smart. It only takes a couple of breedings before the stallion understands that nothing will happen until this is applied. Soon just getting one of them out of the box and bringing it into his stall is all it takes to get him going.
Training is done by rewarding the horse when he does what you want. Rewards don’t come much better than this.
^Yep. Stallions learn rapidly. Funniest thing I ever saw though, was a vet tech getting slapped across her face by an erect horse penis. Left a red welt, which was difficult to explain.
I’m laughing!
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I am totally stealing that.
Not that I ever bother working out.
I found this news story related to my original question. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35420326/ns/health-mens_health/ I don’t know if this is a permanent link. In case it is not the headline says "Nearly half of men aged 18 to 67 reported poor fit … " and the lede, I think it is called lede, says "Condoms that do not fit right could break and may reduce sexual pleasure for both partners … "
The whole business of size is of no consequence to me but I often see health advice to the affect ‘use condoms’ but I never see anything more specific advised.
A related news story: “Extra small condoms for 12 year-old boys go on sale in Switzerland” http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/7361181/Extra-small-condoms-for-12-year-old-boys-go-on-sale-in-Switzerland.html
Is Howie Mandel day just around the corner up there?
The product of janeslogin is just what the op was asking for. From the link
I heard a radio report about them and the spokesperson for the company was stating that their target market includes the adult population for whom standard condoms are too loose, again emphasizing that it is a diameter issue.
He may also want to buy “standard” sized condoms in Japan, which do run smaller. Enough so that manufacturers there have decided to bring in American sized condoms in response to complaints that they run too small.
A source for ordering Japanese condoms. Diameter 32mm, may fit the “leaner” male even better than “the Hotshot” with its 45mm diameter and certainly than the standard American/EU 52mm diameter one.
Only tried one brand before I switched back to the ones I brought from home, but indeed, it was tighter than comfort.