He passed the bar.
His comment?
IAAL.
One of these days I will remember to subscribe to my own threads. :rolleyes:
Whoo-hoo! Now Ender can defend us from the mayhem we could cause at KCDopefests! 
Oh that is wonderful news! Many congratulations, Ender! All this work finally paid off…right? Right?? 
This is really terrific. I know you’ll make a great attorney. Send me a card…heaven knows when I’ll be needing one! 
Yeah, I know I want legal advice from a man who cheerfully smears chocolate icing all over his face, jumps into foutains, and gives away his socks to small childen to make puppets.
Congrats, though.
(and KC Dopers–if you have a livejournal, there’s a KC Dopefest community now. It’s called kc_dopefest, surprisingly.)
Hey, congratulations! I start law school this fall… Gulp.
Oooh, good luck, jackelope. I have another friend that is finishing up his second year.
Your wasting your fine brain on something as lowly as being a lawyer?
Good god, man, have ye no standards?
Congrats. When are you going to make an irritating commerical.
*Fall on a puddle of piss in the men’s bathroom: CAll ENDER-NOW. *
Thanks all for the compliments, including the lovely and dorky filmgeek.
I had been getting worried as time went by. Seven weeks is a loooooong time to wait for results and every day brings new doubt to how well you think you’ve done. I believe that’s the point.
I’m already thinking of my first commercial.
“Have you been unfairly attacked in the Pit and it’s causing you stress and anxiety? Has frequent posting turned into a wicked case of carpal tunnel? Now that the SDMB has gone pay do you feel you’re not getting your fair share? Call me, Ender Esq., and I’ll help you win the Chicago Reader Lottery. My 1920s style legal death ray makes the baby Jesus cry. Call today.”
Congrats Ender, may you slip and fall! (wishing you good luck break a leg style)
Congratulations! What brand law do you intend to practice? I suggest the Crane or Drunken Monkey style.
Oh please say Hampster Style!!!
Congratulations, Ender!
Are you going to bill us for all the hours you spend here from now on?
Wonderful news!
Lawyer or not, I still want that picture of you sniffing SkipMagic’s butt.
You can use it in your commercial if you want…