Heh heh. First place in a 5-table $1+.20 SnG tourney at PokerStars. My first tourney win ever.
$14.00 prize.
You may now applaud. 
Congratsā¦that means there will be more money for ussssssssssssssā¦ 
(Talk about rude and grim!)
At $.10 a game? Lessee, ā¦, 140 games, over 2 years, against the likes of you.
Bring it on.