Either that was some sublimely subtle satire, or else you’re one clueless son of a bitch. A job? A fucking job? A TAXI!? A goddamn APARTMENT!? In rural Appa-fucking-lachia? That’s why I hate the leftist worldview — it closes one eye, and is blind in the other.
Appalacia includes parts of 13 states. I’m willing to bet there’s at least one taxi company, one apartment building and even a job or two somewhere inside of it.