Worried Wisconsinites wonder why Walkers wonton weapon war was won.
Racine residents wreak road rage revenge.
Delavan denizens deliver death during daily duties.
Madison madmen maraud most mercilessly, murdering many.
Sheboygan shooters’ shotguns singing stop shoppers suddenly.
So no one else wants to mock the anti-gunners dire predictions by playing a word game and coming up with goofy fake headlines?