Conspiracy generator link

[unclviny]

I thought that I would put this in the pit so that when the flaming starts the Mods won’t have to move this thread, I think this is funny!.
http://www.nationallampoon.com/nl/05_av/bush_generator/index.php

Unclviny

[pizzabrat]

I choose to take that site at face value.

[flight]

Wow, eerily accurate:

George W. Bush invaded Iraq so that oil companies could steal from Iraqis.

[Feit_C_Taj]

Damn! Johnny G’s true identity revealed!

[Feit_C_Taj]

George W. Bush allowed 9/11 to happen so that Republicans, Ann Coulter, and oil companies could invade Michael Moore.

…with a big damn anal probe.

[Duke]

George W. Bush caused the Cubs to lose to the Marlins in Game 7 of the National League Championship Series so that Republicans and gun owners could kill The United Nations.

Ahhh…now it all becomes clear.

[The_Long_Road]

@Doktor Fluff

…with a big damn anal probe.

It would need to be to get into that ass.

[Lando_Griffin]

Hmmm…

George W. Bush had Michael Jackson arrested so that big corporations, oil companies, Republicans, Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, white men, SUV owners, the Christian Coalition, and gun owners could oppress minorities.

[clairobscur]

I just knew he was after me :

George W. Bush invaded Iraq so that Republicans, white men, Ann Coulter, and the Christian Coalition could oppress The French.

[MsRobyn]

George W. Bush allowed 9/11 to happen so that SUV owners could kill Muslims.

Makes sense.

Robin

[EddyTeddyFreddy]

Meanwhle, on the domestic front:

George W. Bush has not captured Osama bin Laden so that Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, SUV owners, and the Christian Coalition could upset welfare recipients.

[EddyTeddyFreddy]

Ohmigawd – so this is Bush’s fiscal policies in action?

George W. Bush lowered taxes so that Ann Coulter and Rush Limbaugh could steal from transgendered people.