this is the conspiracy theory my mother came up with. which is funny. as shes never like that, never seeing anyone as ever being sneaky or underhanded and seeing the government as rarely lieing. (she doesn’t belive it… and I don’t either… just… doesn’t sound SO crazy)
err… the theory… in… play form…
Osama: grr! attack america!
America: oh no! they attacked us! lets get them!
Osama: I’m hanging out with the talaban in afganistan!
America: grr! we will bomb you and all of afganistan!
Terrorists: eek! run away! run away!
America: grr! attack attack grr!
People: dude, stop bombing afganistan… they didn’t do anything
America: aww, just a little more… please?
People: all the terorists are dead or run to pakistan!
America: can we bomb pakistan now?
Everyone: no body would really like that, plus we already bombed one country
America: fooie… guess we are mostly stuck… too bad we lost alot of the terorists into pakistan, and possibly osama himself!
news: this just in! a war thats been going on for years largly is suddenly worse and pakistan might be blasted into atoms in the next few months!
right… I don’t buy it… but something interesting to think about… I do remember reports of osama possibly haveing run to pakistan. along with alot of other deserting talaban/terrorists.
plus… bombing pakistan would NOT be a good move for america to do directly… as far as middle east countrys go, we get along well with them.
seems… if osama DID run there… and we don’t really want to attack them ourselfs… wouldn’t have been so hard to go over to india who hates them anyway and say “hey india, pakistan called you funny looking, you gonna stand for that?”
ah well… but for this theory to be true… you gotta assume that everything that happens in the world is caused by the american government… and this Owl knows thats silly… but a good conspiracy theory really is alot of fun