It’s that time of the year again, the time when high school yearbooks go on sale at a discount. But not all the students want to buy! We need to convince the fine youngsters to spend the money on the valuable memories they can preserve, only if they purchase a yearbook. In order to reach the kids, we need funny reasons. Here are a few:
[ul][li]Something to read while waiting in line to get into Spago’s.[/li][li]Filled with pictures of cute freshmen girls for the senior boys to mack on at next year’s homecoming game.[/li][li]Has a handy guide at the end of each class section listing the names of people too ugly to be pictured.[/li][li]Nearly half the faculty showed up for pictures this year, and their section is larger than ever.[/li][li]This year’s two-page Inappropriate Things To Wear To School spread is HOT!!![/li][li]Florida’s Innovative,environment-friendly, cost-cutting Department of Education has decreed that all yearbooks be printed on recycled dolphin-safe newspaper, ensuring no repeats of last year’s “Why are all the cheerleader pages stuck together?” fiasco.[/ul][/li]
Any others?
Something really funny, in 20 years.
Hilariously funny.
Huh?
Yeppers - Periodically I look back at my HS yearbooks and laugh histerically. The hair, the makeup, the clothes, the HAIR.
Well worth the price of admission.
Al.
If a classmate becomes a serial killer you may be able to sell you yearbook to the media. Be sure to say, “He’s the last guy I would’ve picked, he seemed so quiet.”
It gives you an excuse to talk to your crush-“Wanna sign my yearbook?”
When you’re old, no one will ever believe you used to be so cute without photographic proof
Ya never know. Some of these jokers may be famous someday. Here’s the proof you knew 'em.