Consumer Paranoia? Or Hustle? Advice solisitied.

OK. I bought a bed a few months back. A discontinued model.

It seems OK.

But the firm (Snooze City) wouldn’t give me the guarantee papers, saying that it was “store policy to keep them”.

The bed seems OK.

The store phoned me, out of the blue, 2 weeks ago, to ask if the bed was ok.

The bed seems OK.

But now, I visited the Mall where Snooze City used to be. Yes, used to be.

It has folded. Gone. Closed.

The bed seems OK.

But I am paranoid.

Have I been scammed?

Will this bed, break, or explode, or give me lycanthropy, or burst into flames?

The bed seems OK.

But I am paranoid.

Advise, please.

You forget to log off again and some cow-orker wander by?

You’re sunk. If the bed was expensive, you’re REALLY sunk.

On the other hand, I think there is a hefty amount of consumer paranoia. Assuming (yeah, I know) that the store appeared reputable and had been around for awhile, you probably got a decent bed at a reasonable price. Maybe a little too good to be true, maybe not.

If you ever wish to take advantage of the guarentee, you are probably sunk. But if you just use the bed for it’s intended purpose and it seems OK, well, what does it matter if the store went out of business or not.

It seems to me that it’s more likely that the store intended to be around for awhile and went out of business abruptly than a deliberate scam, but . . . why would you assume that I know what’s more likely to happen?

No. I mean it.

Actually, the bed was quite low priced. Why am I sunk? A more detailed account, please.

My worries began at 2AM, whhen I awoke, unable to sleep.

2AM fretting can be timely or irrational.

I don’t know if it is a hustle or not, but this is BS. The guarantee is for the owner of the product, not the seller.

Is it the sort of bed that is likely to go wrong? - i.e. one with many moving parts, diesel engines, rotating knives and built-in musical instruments, or is it just a plain pine bed?

Either way, it sounds like they knew the store was going to close and that you were conned out of your guarantee, maybe as a way for an ailing company to mitigate future costs. Is Snooze City part of a chain? If so, you could contact their head office and complain.

Honestly, what could possibly go wrong with a bed? It lies there. You lie there. If you haven’t fallen through the middle yet, you’re gold.

I bought a cheapo foam-type mattress when I was in university. Thing’s still around a good while after and is fine and cost me a whole hundred-and-a-bit bucks.

The only thing that could possibly happen is that it might wear out in ten years instead of twenty. Which still gives you a real low cost per use amount.

You’re not sunk, this sort of thing happens all the time. Is the bed made out of something that is susceptible to spontaneous combustion?

If you like the bed, then you’re fine. Unless you are putting it under an undue amount of stress, which doesn’t seem to be the case, you should be able to enjoy it for many years.

But the firm wouldn’t give me the guarantee papers, saying that it was “store policy to keep them”.

For future reference, the proper response here is to say “It’s my policy not to buy from you if you’re going to withhold those papers. The sale is cancelled.”

Sound advice. “It’s store policy” often is shorthand for “Here’s a piece of utter nonsense that we’re hoping to foist upon you.”

But count me among those who question whether a guarantee is really needed for a bed.

Contact the Manufacteror, direct. Best by letter.

Quite so. A sales guy in an electrical store tried to forcibly sell my sister an extended warranty on a washing machine, arguing that it was ‘store policy’ she had to have it. She was having none of this, so he tried arguing that she would need it on account of washing machines not really being built to last nowadays. Amazing.

The new bed had already been delivered.

Sounds like you need a better bed.

How did you pay for it? Too late to dispute the sale through CC?

I had already dismantled my old bed.

At the time, I didn’t think anything of the issue.

Later, at 2AM, though…

Weren’t you suspicious when the store wouldn’t give you the papers? This normally means that the bed was part of a crime scene or was held as evidence. It might be perfectly fine, but I’d bleach any unusual stains if I were you.