Contest: find the lamest online Flash Game in the world!

I occasionally during dull moments of the day wander over to my local online arcade and play some odd game or another which has temporarily captured my fancy. Lately I’ve been noting what other people have been playing, and giving said games a try. I must say some people are more easily amused than me-here’s a small sample:

An MST3K knockoff which consists of merely keeping your mouse over a picture of the trio for as long as you can humanly stand it.

Here you have to get your guy to the toilet before he has an…accident, or something.

Shave and a haircut? Yes you get points for shaving the heads of customers in a barbershop.

What total lameass games can you dig up?

You Have to Burn the Rope is an obvious contender.

John, I can’t play any of yours, it seems you have to belong to that message board to play.

This quizis pretty bad.

This is also really bad.

I hate that one. I come back to every couple of months, but I still can’t beat the boss at the end.

Be nice if there was a walkthrough available or something.

Hmm-I am always seeing “guests” logged in there, so I assumed registration was not necessary.

Yeah, it’s a real tough one. This might help you:

You Have To Burn The Rope

Obviously, DUCK SIM 2008 has no business whatsoever being mentioned in this thread.

I was hoping I could at least drown the duck, but I guess I’ll have to wait for the patch.

You Have To Burn The Rope has an interesting song at the end.

Glad to hear I’m not the only one to hold the mouse button down for three minutes.
Hmmmm…maybe if I taped it down overnight…

"FRUIT MYSTERY. its important you learn how to feed animals: Feed the animals fruit "

Fruit Mystery

A game about regret.

I present to you the followup to the smash hit mentioned, You Have To Defecate Upon King Bhumibol.

That’s just a ripoff of Strong Bad’s duck pond simulator with better graphics and crappy controls.

It happens all the time in the gaming industry.

shakes head, wanders off muttering unintelligibly about the price of corn.