damn you! stop torturing us!
come on!
i bet you could find dopers who would become your love slave if you would only post your 10000[sup]th[/sup] post!!!
just do it!
if not for the 5[sup]th[/sup] digit, then for the red-hot monkey sex!
JUST DO IT SOOOOOOOOOOON!!!
I think it would be funny if a moderator kept deleting old handy posts so that he could never get to 10,000. 8^)
Okay, Handy’s already skipped my birthday… and we’re still waiting! Maybe he wants some one else to start the Handy in here post…
I warned you about the quantum singularity. But did anybody at all listen? Noooo… 
Oh! I know! He’s waiting for Friday the thirteenth!
Can he hold out that long?
Whoo, redboss, thanks for the distinction. Howsabout I change it to: “hangin’ on to that penultimate moment…”
And handy, come on, Honey, let 'er rip!
Not to say he will, but what I would do if I were Handy would be to make my 10,000th post in this thread, giving my time and date prediction.
Careful all. We keep this up, he’s going to have performance anxiety and never post his 10,000th.
Don’t worry, handy, all 15,000 members of the SDMB past, present, and future aren’t watching you pee. Really.
[sub]If that doesn’t give him psychological problems, nothing will.[/sub] 
I’ve always felt that, at heart, handy has a very tricky side to him. I wonder what he is up to…it’s almost as if he is making a statement of some sort.
Then again, I hope that he is not sick or injured through some incredibly bad coincidence, and unable to post… 
Has Handy perhaps already made a post and his count is stuck at 9999? Or will it turn over? Y’all are killing me, I tell ya, just killing me :).
FTR, vBulletin allows you to have posts up to 65535. So handy has a ways to go yet before he breaks vBulletin.
Pssst, hey handy, I think Anthracite just threw down the gauntlet. Hurry up, you’ve got work to do.
Why 65,535?
I assume it’s because 65535 is 2[sup]16[/sup]-1. So vB is 16 bit.
Oh shoot, was I supposed to wait for Handy to explain that?? ack, this is so confusing!
Is anyone else even a little bit amused at the fact that people are now asking handy to post?
::crickets::
::more crickets::
:: punha walks out of the thread ::
Maybe he just went away, not to return.
So, how about them dodgers?
These chase for post 10k is so exciting, it could be made into a movie.
Just imagine, as Handy prepares to hit the Submit Reply button that will send post 10k into the SDMB server, he gets abducted by aliens. Promptly, Cecil and his loyal army of dopers initiate a rescue mission to the deepest confines of the galaxy. Perils abound, space dogfights and blow-it-up action permeate the screen. I can picture George Lucas shivering in nervous terror as the imminence of such a blockbuster flick seduces fans away from the upcoming Episode 2.
Coming soon to a theater near you…
<heresy mode>
Gee, it’s to the point I’m kinda hoping for a sock puppet…
</heresy mode>
[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by RTFirefly *
It’s now been over five days since handy’s most recent SDMB post (in IMHO at 10:36am on 7/7).
The ‘SDMB’ qualifier is because he registered and posted at Fathom this morning. No need to check the morgues and hospitals.