Continue the conversation!

Mr. Merriwether: (pause) I’ve known.

Mrs. Merriwether: You, you have?
Mr. Merriwether: Of course, darling. I noticed it during the sex. What in God’s name could possibly be any other reason for the thing we discussed?!

Professor: What a dry champagne.

Rule breaking off.

Mrs. Merriwether: Champagne? But Professor, we haven’t served any champagne…! Goodness me, what’s in that bottle you’ve just helped yourself to? What a strange odour it has!

[enter maid who looks like Magenta from ‘Rocky Horror Picture Show’]

Maid: “Damn! I should never have submitted an application to this crazy place! But … well, I must admit, it is rather exciting … excuse me, Mrs. Merriwether, or Mr, or whatever you are, may I vacuum the floor, please?”

Mr. Merriwether: It’s Mr. Merriwether. Don’t let the evening dress fool you. Feel free to start the vacuum.

Oh gosh, I’m growing hair. What did I drink?

Mr. Merriwether (who shall henceforth be refered to by his original title, Mr. Merriwether, and the “other” Mr. Merriwether shall be the original title of Mrs. Merriwether): Oh, you clever little bitch.

Cook: Mr. Merriweather?
Mr. Merriweather and Mr. Merriweather together: Yes.
Cook: Hey, weren’t you just told to stop that !
Mr. Merriweather and Mr. Merriweather together: Yes, but the OP broke the rules so we felt like it too.
Cook: So, anyways, back to my question, is it true that you Mr. Mr. Merriweather and you Mr. Merriweather were born conjoined twins and were separated after birth into the Mr. Merriweather and Mr. Merriweather that you are today, but due to the consumption of significant amounts of yellow champagne have turned into the Mr. Merriweather and Mrs. Merriweather that the OP created in their deranged mind?

Ms. Scarlet: How interesting.

Mr Merriwether: Cook, what on earth are you getting at?

Suddenly Jesus H. Christ burst thru the door,“Hi everybody!” he exclaims.

And all the children sang,

“Hey, Bungalow Bill
What did you kill,
Bungalow Bill?”

Mr Merriwether: Oh my God! Bungalow Bill killed Jesus!
Other Mr Merriwether: You bastard!