Cooking my first turkey…..ever

I work at my university’s hospital in a 24/7/365 department. That means that some of us do not get Thanksgiving off to go back to out hometowns and spend with our families. So we’ve decided to have Thanksgiving at work. I’m in charge of turkey and stuffing. I’ve never cooked a turkey before. I’ve never even roasted at chicken, so this is going to be an adventure. :eek:
9:00 AM

The dance has begun. My mom told me to put my little 8 lb turkey in the fridge at 5:00 last night. She said it would be thawed. liar I have it sitting in the sink covered in cool/warm water to thaw. Please, please, please let it thaw!

Ooops, Little Bird you may be screwed. You should have put it in the fridge yesterday morning. Hopefully the cool water will work.

I like to mix a stick of softened butter with various spices and herbs, then shove it between the skin and the meat. It makes it baste the turkey from the outside.

Don’t have any herbs…but I’ll try the butter thing. :slight_smile:

10:00 AM

Turkey is almost thawed! I can massage it and move its little limbs around. It’s looking less like a chunk of frozen meat and more like a real bird. Perhaps I should name it. Theo. Theo the bird.

I got out the giblets. They were in a bag. There were all sorts of other fun things inside Theo. I was expecting a toy or something like from in a cereal box. Nope, just giblets, gravy, and some other unlabeled, unidentifiable thing, also in a bag. No, no, thank you, small favors!

10:30

Theo’s in the oven. I gave him a deep-tissue butter massage and a thermometer piercing. With his hip new aluminum clothes, he looks very good. I’m gonna check on him in an hour or so and see how he’s doing. This is gonna be good!

p.s. When you cook chicken/turkey, you make it do the chicken dance too, right? I’m not the only one…right?

I would advise against thawing a turkey by imersing it in water. Too much of a chance for salmonella to grow. But assuming your bird was not infected and your sink and countertops are sterile…

I started cooking the Thanksgiving turkey when I was about ten. Mom was sick in bed, and I was determined to cook the meal. Turned out well, too. Mom’s been cooking the turkey since dad died, but this is how I cooked it:

(Oh, I should point out that I’ve never cooked a bird that weighed less than 20 pounds.) For the past several years of cooking turkey I’ve used a Reynolds Roasting Bag. This is a heat-resistant plastic bag for roasting stuff in. First, I boil the neck and internal organs in about four cups of water (you’ll use less, since your bird is smaller). I chop onions and celery and melt margarine for the stuffing. (It’s easiest to use a box of Mrs. Cubbison’s stuffing. I’ve made it “from scratch” and it’s a little more work.) When the neck and giblets are cooked you’ll have a nice stock. Use the stock as the liquid component of the stuffing. Add the margarine, chopped onions and celery (and water chestnuts and oysters, or raisins, or whatever else), and neck meat and mix together.

Wash the turkey inside and out, then dry it with kitchen paper. Spoon the stuffing into the body cavity. It is recommended that the cavity not be tightly stuffed, so as to prevent salmonella growth in a medium that may not reach the temperature required to kill it. However, I pack the stuffing in every time and no one has gotten sick from my cooking yet. I stuff the small neck cavity as well.

Coat the inside of your cooking bag with a couple tablespoons of flour. Add a few bits of coarsly-chopped onion and celery to prevent the bird from sticking to the bottom of the bag. Put the turkey in the bag and tie off the opening with the supplied closure strip.

Put the bag and bird into a roasting tin. Cut a couple one-ince vent strips in the top of the bag and pop it into a pre-heated oven.

Cook in the oven for the amount of time recommended on the box the roasting bags came in. Cooking time will be shorter than if you didn’t use a bag, so don’t over-cook it. You may also want to use a meat thermometer to make sure the inside temperature is correct.

When the turkey is done, remove it to a carving platter. The roasting bag in your cooking tin is full of nice drippings. I suck out about four cups of drippings with a baster and up them in a clear, four-cup container. Let it sit until the grease and juices seperate. Suck off some of the liquid (from underneath the grease) and put it in a saucepan. Add flour to make a roux. Add milk and stir very frequently. Add the chopped-up giblets, plus salt and pepper to taste, and cook over gentle heat, stirring frequently, until you have a nice gravy.

I see I’ve posted to late.

Never mind!

:smiley:

1:00

For all those interested–Theo has developed a nice, even tan. His juices are still pink, tho. The stuffing is done, but I want to get some oven time on it to make it all crusty…mmmmm, crusty… Of course, my oven is too small for turkey AND stuffing, so it will have to go in later.

My parakeets are glaring at me.

Well …

<<If you’re in a hurry you can use this method. Leave the turkey in its original bag, put it in the sink, and cover it completely with COLD water. Either leave the water running slowly or change it every half hour. This method takes about 30 minutes per pound, or 6-9 hours for an average size turkey.>>

Source: http://www.norbest.com/d_thawing_a_turkey.cfm

<<Cold Water Thawing: Thaw breast side down in its unopened wrapper in cold water to cover Change the water every 30 minutes to keep surface cold Estimate minimum thawing time to be 30 minutes per pound for whole turkey.>>

Source: http://www.butterball.com/main_canvas.jsp?includePage=thawing_methods.html&t=Thawing%20Methods&s0=plan_n_prep&s1=primer

Eh. I guess I’m over-cautious.

Far Side cartoon: Two parrots are in a cage watching a couple of kids pulling a wishbone, a turkey carcass on the table. One parrot says to the other, “And now for the gruesome finale.”