I’m not planning on changing my name anytime soon, but if I ever do, I want a list to refer to (and perhaps some lurker does, too). I’m not sure if the following are used, but here’s what I have so far:
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[li]Chair[/li][li]Adam and DVD[/li][li]Biomusicology[/li][/ul]
Hmm… Now that I look at it, that’s a pretty short list. Chair has probably been used, too. So that leaves two. Well, anyone want to help out and add a few more names? Of course you do.
Ah yes, knew I forgot one.
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[li]Tastelickles (Joke from Futurama)[/li][/ul]
(Your Name Here)!
Oh wait…
: Ducks Flying Shoes :
Seriously though, here’s my additions:
Fuzzy Welcome Mat
Wall (might be taken)
Thump!
Ow
Ceiling Footprints
Morning Cofee
Inky
Red Shoes
How’d I get Here?
More to come with more soda…
I think I’ve seen Inky before. I think it was here, anyway.
Man, I’ve been thinking about this too, just because I’d love to ditch the “1222” thing.
I think I’d lean towards the kind of names that Car Talk would have:
Etienne Wheeler
Selma Junkoff
etc.
Like there’s a username on Fathom Mahatma Coat that I’m just fascinated by, because I love to say it out loud & cackle like Click & Clack.
Oh, and I could also use a good sig, too.
Spiffy User Names -
There has to be a straight Monty Python.
Spork would be cool, but I’ll bet there is one already and I just don’t know it.
Green Jello would have to be my favorite, however uncreative, since I almost chose it as my user name.
I have no imagination…Oh well…
How about a Naomi De Plume?
From my Audubon “bird-a-day” calendar:
Red-billed Oxpecker
Dark-faced Ground-Tyrant
There was a curry restaurant in England (suburban London, I think?) called Mahatma Coat. A wag at the Curry Club said it was the answer to the question “What do you call an Indian cloakroom attendant?”
How about Two Good Coughs?
:eek:
While I was in the shower this morning, it crossed my mind that a good username would be Armand Allegro .
Son of Dad
“it’s kind of a catch-all.”
From what I can tell from Yahoo Pool, most people don’t really put much thought into their usernames, though. Just ask one guy I saw in there today - nipples696969.
Colin
the “nipples696969etc” thing reminds me of every freaking trendy teenage girl who has “roxy” somewhere in her user name/email address. it’s sad, really.
but my contribution to the screen names not already taken:
“pooderhead”
“gullet”
“nougat”
Jacques Couze
3 different meanings
J’accuse!
Jaccuzzi
Jack, you see?
My favorite Car Talk name is for the Russian chauffeur, Pikov Andropov.
I’ve toyed around with the idea of renaming myself Damfino but I think I’ll stick with what I’ve got.
There was another thread like this a while back. A few I suggested were:
CarpalTunnelMan
Furry Utopia
Standard Candle
The Cat Who Went Mad Under the Light of the Moon (yes, I know it’s too long…)
Mars Needs Omelets
Casual Madness
Frostbite Moon
Two words:
Leonard Nimoy.
It’s sad that that’s all I could come up with.
Shoehorn Butterhorse
I’m not positive, but I believe that Kat’s Devoted Servant is still available. 
Some others:
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[li]Peanut Butter Fly[/li][li]Cat-shaped Lump of Fur (this is one of Shan’s nicknames)[/li][li]Sosumi[/li][li]Secondhand Fortune Cookie[/li][/ul]
Buck Naked.
What? It’s been done?
I’ll give it a shot…
Leprous Scab
Bloody Vagina (for all those TMI threads!)
Booger-Filled Nose
Dunce of Blunderblock
Inconceivable!
Talking Anus
Posterior Noggin
Kleetus the Yokel
Hmmm…seems there’re plenty of available names.
Not to mention Roger the Shrubber.
Nope, he’s been done. Sorry.
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=101301