Okay, lots of us who spent time on the temp board during the “Winter of Our Missed Content” remember and love a little animated emoticon nicknamed “Smashie.” Well, I think I’ve found one even better than Smashie! That would be this guy! I can think of *sooooo* many uses for the little fella! Can we keep him? Can we? Can we? Can we? Can we? Can we? Can we? Can we? Can we? Can we? Can we? Can we? Can we? Can we? Can we? Can we? Can we? Can we? Can we? Can we? Can we? Can we? Can we? Can we? Can we? Can we? Can we? Can we? Can we? Can we? Can we? Can we? Can we? Can we? Can we? Can we? Can we?

Do you promise to clean up after him? Those bullet casings are slimy and gross, you know!

“He’s coming right at us!!!”

Of course, given that he would be firing at the poster using it, he’s gotta be called **:suicide:**

Is that an 0.3" or an 0.5"?

And you have to feed him and walk him everyday…

Nah.

Find us a 1920’s Style Death Ray.

Then we’ll talk.