Copper-it does work for chronic pain! I am living proof!

For those asking, “What’s the harm?”

Ho-lee shit.

. . .and from that day forward, Paul Harvey stayed away from LSD. And now you know. . .the rest of the story.

There goes the rest of my day.

That’s a cite?

FWIW I help Cecil out every single week and view hundreds of sites and review scores of sources on topics each week. And I’m sick to shit of the high ratings of the pseudo and non-scientific bullshit on livestrong.com and how they keep popping up in my searches. If I ever needed another reason to hate Lance Armstrong, that craptacular website peripherally associated with him is it.

I am living proof that copper bracelets cure normally colored skin. For years, I suffered from wrists that were a tannish, pinkish color. My grandmother gave me a couple of copper bracelets and I wore them purely for fashion purposes. Within days, my wrists were a lovely shade of dirty green! It really does work!!!1 (until you stop wearing the bracelets.)

Wait, if copper works because it’s a good conductor, wouldn’t yttrium barium copper oxide be even better?

Granted, you’d have to chill your wrist to about -420 F, but hey, you can’t make an omelette without grinding up a few full henhouses in an industrial shredder, amiright?

3 pages? Really?
(Yeah yeah, I know I just made it longer, but since I read through all this, figured I might as well stick some words in there)

If you don’t take the full course of antibiotics, the infection might return.

So, buck up, and maintain the full 12-page (at 50 mpp default) dose of this prescription medication. We don’t want to engineer a rebuttal-resistant variant of the infection.

[rebuttal]
Yes we do.
[/rebuttal]

(just doing my part to engineer the infection ;))

No one engineers festering thread-pustules like you, Cheshiekins.

For some reason I keep wanting to read the thread title as

Copper - you’ll never take me alive!

…it’ll never punch your ticket?

“When you believe in things that you don’t understand, then you suffer. Superstition ain’t the way…” -Stevie Wonder (Superstition, since 1972)

…click the dancing cowboy for a new trick to cure ear-worms…!

So the OP has not returned? Still think it wasn’t a drive by spamming?

I think it was genuine…a genuine cry for help, not an attempt to drum up business. Ask again in a month or year.

:confused: Cry for help? The OP is living a pain-free life full of rich coppery goodness. Where the heck are you getting cry for help from?

I can haz July 2012 join date?

But Motley Crue can! Oh…yeah! Kickstart my heart, hope it never stops!

Yowza!

Great song…but bad advice to follow in a CPR class.

Trust me.

The song for CPR is Stayin’ Alive. Seriously.

Now with busty blondes!