"Cops" show comes to Omaha; 1 dead

[Not_Carlson]

@common_good

. . . I’m not the type that your wives would marry, 'cause I’m a working-class man. I’m the type your wives cheat on you with. That pisses you guys off. Most of you are techno-bores whose entire lives were spent over some keyboard. When you were kids, you were bullied on the playground and didn’t like it but wouldn’t fight back. So, now, here, YOU guys are getting revenge for being pushed around a lot. . .

*NOW *you’re doing it right!

[bobot]

@common_good

I…because you think I’m a stupid former jock. …

That’s what you get for presuming, I don’t think you are a former jock at all.

[silenus]

Former jock strap maybe.

[Cartooniverse]

@Marley23

I don’t think you should describe yourself with the word “wits.” Or “class.”

“Cheat”, “piss”, “bully” and “stomp”, on the other hand…

[VinylTurnip]

@common_good

I’m 62, in good shape, have all my hair and it’s not white, and my wits. I’m not the type that your wives would marry, ‘cause I’m a working-class man. I’m the type your wives cheat on you with. That pisses you guys off. Most of you are techno-bores whose entire lives were spent over some keyboard. When you were kids, you were bullied on the playground and didn’t like it but wouldn’t fight back. So, now, here, YOU guys are getting revenge for being pushed around a lot. You have become rhetorical bullies and you wanna’ stomp me and gain some revenge because you think I’m a stupid former jock. Well, I’m not. I played sports and could handle myself with bullies on the playground; but I’m also an intellectual and can hold my own with you academic types and I happen to be smarter than the majority of you. But not all. Those are the ones I want to converse with and the rest of you suffer from insecurity and can only find fault, or try anyway. But, I have never sought popularity and never had it. I’m interested in and trust in science and have immersed myself in the study of countless subjects in the natural sciences, history, psychology, and in biographies of the great and the not-so-great, and so on. I want to be friends. But I don’t need it.

You, sir, are a shoo-in for this year’s Who’s Who on the Straight Dope Message Board.

[CairoCarol]

@common_good

I’m not the type that your wives would marry, 'cause I’m a working-class man. I’m the type your wives cheat on you with.

Do you think everyone worth addressing in this thread is male/lesbian?

And speaking as a wife, I wouldn’t be even remotely interested in sleeping with you.

Perhaps you’ve heard the aphorism, “Don’t stick your dick in the crazy”? As a woman, I follow the “Don’t let the crazy stick his dick in you” corollary. That kind of rules you out.

[Shodan]

@common_good

I’m not the type that your wives would marry, 'cause I’m a working-class man. I’m the type your wives cheat on you with.

Shut up and clean out the pool.

Regards,
Shodan

[common_good]

@El_Kabong

Dude, this isn’t a dating site.

Don’t call me dude, you gen. x tool.

[common_good]

@Marley23

I don’t think you should describe yourself with the word “wits.” Or “class.”

I don’t think you could moderate a game of checkers. We are each entitled to his opinion. Your’s carry virtually no weight so far.

[silenus]

Shut up, dude.

[common_good]

@CairoCarol

Do you think everyone worth addressing in this thread is male/lesbian?

And speaking as a wife, I wouldn’t be even remotely interested in sleeping with you.

Perhaps you’ve heard the aphorism, “Don’t stick your dick in the crazy”? As a woman, I follow the “Don’t let the crazy stick his dick in you” corollary. That kind of rules you out.

Nor me with you, Madame. I don’t like arrogant, stupid broads.

[common_good]

@Shodan

Shut up and clean out the pool.

Regards,
Shodan

Before or after I hose the Mrs. ? Maybe we’ll do it in your pool.

[common_good]

@silenus

Shut up, dude.

Nice retort. What grade are you in, sonny ?

[VinylTurnip]

Teacher! The creepy old guy in the hard hat showed us his wiener again!

[El_Kabong]

@common_good

Don’t call me dude, you gen. x tool.

1. I’ll call you whatever is permitted in this forum, dude. Feel free to continue to complain ineffectually about it.

2. I’m going to be 60 next week, you blithering idiot.

3. You might be better served to go back to sitting on your porch and yelling at the cops stepping on your lawn. You seem to be having significant issues with the whole message board thing.

[Morgenstern]

@common_good

Before or after I hose the Mrs. ? Maybe we’ll do it in your pool.

In all fairness, your best bet at getting laid would be in a cemetery. You’ll need a shovel though.

[andros]

@El_Kabong

3. You might be better served to go back to sitting on your porch and yelling at the cops stepping on your lawn. You seem to be having significant issues with the whole message board thing.

Now now…we all started somewhere. You’re never too old to learn how to insult people online. Maybe common good will get there.

(ETA: Jesus, El_Kabong, you’re fucking ooooooold. Happy birthday.)
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[Miller]

@common_good

Nor me with you, Madame. I don’t like arrogant, stupid broads.

That’s a double standard, isn’t it? After all, you expect the women you sleep with to put up with arrogant and stupid in spades.

[common_good]

@VinylTurnip

You, sir, are a shoo-in for this year’s Who’s Who on the Straight Dope Message Board.

I won’t accept the award. I’m not trying to impress. I’m trying to teach you hopelessly academically-impaired blowhards. Can any of you point to a single post of mine which is false or fabricated in some way ? If you can’t, then sit down and shut up and learn. Courage is what it takes to stand and speak. Courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. I don’t care whether or not you sit. Does this resonate at all with any of you so-called educated people ? Let us see.

[running_coach]

@common_good

Nice retort. What grade are you in, sonny ?

silenus teaches above your grade.