Apparently, I have 51 movies and 108 episodes of TV shows backed up on my old external hard drive.
I know this because I kept staring at a transfer bar as I moved those files to my new external hard drive.
It’s not as bad as when I loaded my 30-gig music library onto a seven-year old laptop through a USB 1 connection, but I’m pretty sure that progress bar is never, ever going to fill up entirely.
(Edited because I’m an idiot.)