Golf?? Not even! This descriptin fits only one activity know to human-kind: playing the guitar!
Franny, learn to strum! You can drive family memebers and others out of earshot within seconds!!
Man! Could there be any more typos in my last post? I think not… I’m going to bed!
(after reading the SDMB for a bit more…)
AAAAHHH!! Typos AND double-posted!!!
Sorry! Astroboy drops to his knees, and bows until his forehead touches the floor… Sorry!
Francecse
Maybe you should have an affair with that photographer out by the bridge?
What?? Isn’t the SDMB enough of a vice for you??
I think it meets all of manhatten’s qualifications:
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Cost a ton of money.
Well, the internet isn’t free. And to access this place you pretty much need ethernet, DSL, or a cable modem. -
Take every second of your free time.
Duh. -
Alienate you…
See number 2.
So search no more. You’ve found your vice.
-Tat
Sorry, manhattan, I can spell. Just can’t read.
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Judging from the threads that have been running around here lately, the Sims might be a good bet.
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Based on the behavior of my LARP friends, you might try Evercrack or Asher(playmeforhours)on’s Call.
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(What’s that? Yes, I’m a computer game freak.)
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or -
You could take up hiopaling, the fine art of posting lists with only two valid items.
Shopping. With great frequency and boundless enthusiasm. (Be REALLY naughty and pay retail!)
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Underwater Sheep Sheering.
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Selling government secrets for money (It works for Cecil!)
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Or, the most degrading vice. Become a Hi Opaler!
buy video game systems and lots of games
buy computer games
start collecting stuff like rare coins
music is a good vice, cds , memorabilia, concerts
ebay is good for some of this stuff 
Damn! I liked the VICE - POWERTOOLS bit better before I realised it was a play on words. Had me thinking there for a bit.