Really, i do.
So far this year i have: given up smoking, stoppped drinking during the week and i’m successfully losing weight (24lbs so far - throw flowers!), joined the gym and go three times a week. I am therefore in serious need of a vice for fear of becomming a deathly dull smug bastard and i need suggestions from the degenerate dopers.
Help me be the bad person i know i truly am…
Writing pornography.
Works for me!
I would suggest going completely ga-ga over Hentai. It’s extremely bizarre, and extremely twisted… makes the Marquis de Sade look as sexually pure as the Pope.
If that doesn’t work for you, join a local theatre group and I guaran-damn-tee that you’ll have at least a half-dozen new vices going for you.
Entrust someone with your boundaries – and I don’t mean the garden fence.
Well, BDSM is popular on the boards.
Have you thought of exposing yourself on subways?
Then there’s the always popular kiddie porn.
If you insist on something that won’t get you arrested, you might consider developing a foot fetish.
Departing from sex (why?), you could follow cop cars around with a video camera. They like that. Really.
Then there’s collecting boxes from marital aids. That’s only slightly connected to sex. I guess.
Especially around ChiefScott. You can practice some more in the Breasts thread until it is perfectly natural.
Free blow jobs for everyone!!!
Buy lots of comic books, as expensive as drugs and you can read them again.
You might try nose picking also, I believe that qualifies as a vice.
Have you considered smoking crack? That would be the definitive vice.
I think Abe Lincoln said “A man (or woman) without vices is a man without vurtues.”
Francesca…I know what it’s like. I’m also on a hardcore diet and did briefly quit smoking-and as soon as this pack’s gone I’m going on the patch.
Lately for me it’s a combo platter of the fuckbuddy and cybersex. Last night I had Joe over-down Shelby!-and after he left which was about 7pm cst I started a session of cybersex with someone who will go unnamed.
Although for someone who’s never done THAT before he’s great. Follows leads very well…
If you’re reading this “Jeff” check your mailbox ;). We’ll continue where we left off…
Uhhh, Chief, perhaps you should clarify that you mean Francesca should give free blow jobs, ya know, what with that “prank” and all…
I quit smoking about the time my wife entered the management training program at Starbucks.
Traded one addiction for another and liked it so much, that I became a management trainee about a month ago.
I’m with you on this one, Bill The thought of Chiefy giving free blow jobs just scares me to my toes. I know he’s orally talented (see his sig), but come on!
You know what I mean!
Both of you suck (It’s just that TP sucks better)!
Why thankyaverymuchsir!
I’ve just been luck enough to have more practice than Bill has… at least, I hope that’s the reason…
Francesca:
I think you need to find a coffee shop next door to a tatoo parlor.
First tatoo: Slave to the Bean!
sigh
I didn’t mean for this to turn into a flirt thread. I know i’m no fun, but other than discussing my breasts in the above-mentioned threads, i try not to discuss my seckshual behaviour. And besides, that’s not a vice - it may be kinky, but it’s never sinful 
Ahhh now tattoos… i could like that a lot. I already have one (a little question mark on the back of my right shoulder) and could really go for another. You may be onto something there.
Kid_Gilligan - i’ve been nurturing my caffiene addiction too, but it’s a poor replacement. I have, however, recently been given an espresso machine. This could well bloom.
Scolds Francesca
You, my dear, are apparently doing something wrong.
Let’s see. Nothing sexual or fattening or involving smoking. But, ideally, a good vice should cost a ton of money, take every second of your free time, alienate you from your family and be so completely addictive that you are thinking about it whenever you are not doing it.
Golf. Definitely golf.
Sounds like my computer habit. My apartment is rapidly starting to look like a computer version of the Island of Lost Toys.
Golf?? Not even! This descriptin fits only one activity know to human-kind: playing the guitar!
Franny, learn to strum! You can drive family memebers and other out of earshot within seconds!!