On second thought, there’s nothing wrong with being a tad dis-proportional, right? It looks good on Welsh Corgis, after all.
(holy cow.)
I’m not that vain… I confess that I was hoping for a slightly less invasive process - maybe just have someone run my patterns through the transporter buffer and have me come out a few inches taller or something.
Pardon the slight hijack but people don’t actually do this for vanity’s sake, do they?
Regarding body hair removal - I always envisioned a machine that looks like an iron lung - you sit inside it (with your head outside, of course), and all someone has to do is flip a switch and FOOMPH! all the hair inside the machine is ejected from your bod. I haven’t quite worked out all the technical crap yet, but rest assured it will involve nuclear power.
I’m just looking forward to cyborg-type enhancements.
An implant in my eye so I can take a picture of a cool moment without lugging a camera around just in case. While it’s in there, it should help me see in the dark, infra-red, etc. Good stuff.
Something implanted that will tell me the time. I hate not knowing what time it is.
Seriously, the person who figures out how to permanently change a person’s hair type or color (fairly painlessly and quickly) is a billionaire. I (and others) spend a bundle already just dying, straightening, curling, etc. - and it’s not permanent.