Costume = weird response

I have two:

Some friends and I are headed to a party. I’m dressed as a werewolf, complete with mask, werewolf gloves, long coat. We go to the grocery store to buy beer. The checker wants an ID. She looks at my ID, looks at my werewolf costume and says, “OK”. Sells me the beer. And Im thinking WTF, why didn’t I try this when I was 16?

I dress as Father Guido Sarduci. A very drunk woman thinks I am a Catholic priest. She alternates between, “I want to confess my sins, Father.” and “How YOU doing, Father.” It’s too weird to ask for a demonstration of the sins.

So. any other weird stories about how you wore a costume and the public got even weirder?

BTW, if it’s going to be a sex story, start a different thread. I have a couple of those Halloween stories too.

I’m just curious, when you’ve been in costume, have you ever got a wholly unexpected response?

wore my ‘Spawn’ costume complete with hand-molded burn/scar/tissue-torn face goop (i looked just like postmortem Al Simmons, i thought) plus the Spawn mask for anytime i felt too uncomfortable with people staring at me…

anywho, this one girl screamed and then turned away, and started gagging. She wound up vomiting the whole way down that hall. i wore the mask the rest of the day…just in case.