I thought that was the general case even without Cottonelle ads.
No, we start our days staring at assholes. We try not to think about them.
This is probably photoshopped. It’s funny anyway.
Sorry.
I’m with you. I can’t get past that mirror either.
Inasmuch as Cottonelle is far and away the superior toilet paper, I’m sad to see them produce an ad that rubs so many people the wrong way.
Don’t knock it bud, it works.
You need a dog that can fetch. Get done with your business and just power squat in front of the dog (about six feet away). Toss a tennis ball through your legs. Yell, “Fetch!” The rest usually takes care of itself. Only problem is that sometimes it takes a few passes, that’s why I have more than one dog.
Oh, and if you’re a man, lift up your junk before tossing the ball through. Failure to do this equals pain.
The bear-rabbit joke isn’t supposed to be funny because of the imagery of a bear wiping its ass with a rabbit. The humor is that the very feces wiped away by the rabbit probably contains the remains of other rabbits. That gets us thinking about animal culture and how absurd it is for us to anthropomorphize them. It’s not a joke, it’s a parable!
If I had to come up with slogans for toilet paper, I would recommend: “It gets your rectum so clean that you had better go wipe right now, without even shitting, just to be sure.” I can just picture an infomercial right now, with an “expert” explaning all of the statistics of improperly wiped rectums. Maybe for a bidet. There’s a lot of money to be made there. People care about how much shit residue remains in their ass cracks.
Since we’re talking about anthopomorphizing ads and stuff, I just though I’d throw in a link to Robot Chicken’s Cuddles Ad - (WARNING- Disturbing to anyone who…well, anyone.)
I had one of my five year olds with me at a grocery store, shortly after the new Cottonelle packaging came out. He was riding in the cart and looking around while I shopped. He said, “Oh, good idea! Toilet paper for dogs.”
God, those ads are annoying. Why have they launched such an aggressive ad campaign all of a sudden? I usually just buy whatever catches my eye at the time, but now I feel like avoiding Cottonelle just on principle.
I hate the ads but I love Cottenelle. So I’m sticking to it. (Slightly disturbing pun not intended but remaining.)
To me the Charmin bears are more annoying…red and blue bears running around doing the cha-cha, eating ice-cream, and shitting behind trees. Damn the Charmin bears.
I’d rather see them use a Golden Retriever puppy as a mascot than the stupid bunch of flat-faced Persian kittens they used when I was a kid (in their Canadian ad campaigns, at least) 
The white kittens appear to not be flat-faced Persians any more (from the last commercial I saw). I always thought the kittens would be a lot cuter if they weren’t genetic freaks.
Oh no! Annoying toilet paper ads has made you stop looking at cute chicks! Say it ain’t so!! What is the world coming to?! 
If you hate those commercials, then you’lll hate the one that ran on Canadian television for nearly two decades, or so it seemed. It featured cute, fuzzy white kittens running through through a house with white carpet and white furniture, dragging white TP behind them.
EDIT: beaten by Elenfair.