Hey, if you want to see Conan being an asshole, check out Triumph the Insult Comic Dog insulting people waiting in line to see Attack of the Clones.
It may be quite possibly the funniest thing I’ve ever seen on television.
Example:
Triumph: Here’s a trivia question - What was the material that Han Solo was frozen in?
Crowd: Corbomite!
Triumph: Wrong. The answer is, “Who gives a shit?”
Triumph: Who wants a spoiler? I’ve got a spoiler for you!
Crowd: Sure, what’s the spoiler?
Triumph: You will die alone.
Triumph to a pregnant Star Wars fan: Have you got a little nerd in there?
Woman: Yes. Future nerd!
Triumph: When is the little nerd due?
Woman: In three months.
Triumph: And that’s the last time he’ll see female genitalia.
Triumph to a female fan: Wow, look at the male to female ratio here. Does that excite you?
Woman: Sure.
Triumph: You are surrounded by 200 men, none of whom know how to please you.
God, I’m laughing just typing this. Then just as I was catching my breath, they brought out Spock to give all the Star Wars fans the finger.