Yes, there was a poster who repeatedly opened threads in virtually every forum demanding to know why he could get beef and cheese or bean and cheese but not beef, bean and cheese.
Back to the OP; it’s similar in flavour to the Hilbert’s Hotel puzzle (how many times can infinity fit into itself); it says more about how reason can break down than it does about the subject.
As I have said in earlier similiar OP’s…if god is omnipotent, then he can make himself no longer omnipotent. Ergo; He creates a burrito so big, he can barely suck it down (Only way to eat a burrito, is to suck the filling out just before you bite.) Then causes himself to no longer and forever, not be able to eat that much…then tries and explodes, the big bang wasn’t a burrito fart, my friend, it was a burrito upchuck, and evil is all the strange spices you didn’t know about in the meat and beans, as well as the 7 day past the experiation date sour cream
So if the evolution theory is right, we all were formed from a huge explosion of puke?
I will be writing this one down in my book of “reasons not to believe in evolution” 
[Quiznos]
Devil: “So, would you prefer this God-made toasted burrito . . .”
Man: “Sure, I would like . . .”
Devil: “OR, would you like this Satanic untoasted burrito with lots of ‘lettuce?’”
Man takes the demonic burrito.
Devil (into tape recorder): “Man obviously prefers the untoasted burrito with the ‘lettuce.’”
[/Quiznos]
The essence of sin.
G-d inside space time:
Could an omnipotent G-d, while creating the universe, change Himself so that He is no longer omnipotent and instead, really-really powerful?
I don’t see why not.
G: (Man, that is one HOT burrito. No way I can eat this! (Not now at least. Gotta wait until it cools down a little. (Of course, I planned it that way)).
G-d outside of Space-time:
2 hypotheses:
Sure, why not? It just wouldn’t be this universe.
I’d like to thank Jonmarzie for what is a truly excellent 11th post. Keep up the good work, my friend.
Why, I’m flattered, RexDart!
Thank you for your awesome 269th post as well!
Which means that if God were to create such a burrito, it would have to be one big-ass burrito.
I couldn’t begin to guess what you were searching for when you bumped this thread, tracer. Actually, I don’t think I want to know.
The quote is “Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot even he could not eat it?”
But on happier note - Yay for the Simpsons
I am not of the opinion that not being able to limit one’s limitless powers is very limiting.
I believe that being able to fail at a task is worse than not being able to fail. Oh gee, boo hoo. I can not not do everything everywhen. picks up burrito and goes home
Where is this burrito anyways? I bet that I could eat it. Mmmmm.
How about this thought? If this god keeps creating a burrito bigger and bigger it would encompass everything, everywhere, everywhen. Just the god and the burrito at this point. Any definitive characteristic that distinguishes god from anything else would ultimately become a filling of this burrito. As everything else possible would already be a part of this burrito, to keep filling it a god would have to blur the line of demarcation between itself and this burrito until there is nothing left of the god, and only the burrito remains.
Heh. I was just following a link to this thread from another, more “recent” thread.
Plus, I was hungry.
I say, yes, he can and yes he did, which, afterwards, lead to the **Big Bang **.
And another riposte, albeit late, is that he called in Buddha, Khrisna and Allah to help him eat it.
Thus ending all wars and world strife.
No, no, it was no trouble at all. Glad to do it!
dude, u missd the point. look at all ya replys 4 the 1 from manduck. this is why i dont use food as an example. i get hungry…
Rise! Rise up Zombie thread! Now go forth and kill!! BRAIN BURRRITTTOOSSS!!!
I like the other inponderable: If we were made in God’s image, does God had a penis or vagina? 
I’m hungry for burritos now. Damn you, zombie thread! shakes fist
Can God write a thread so old even He can’t resurrect it?
The question is a non-sequitur. It makes about as much sense as an irresistible force and an impenetrable wall co-exiting. The two are mutually exclusive.
If you believe that God is omnipotent, I guess the trite answer would be that he could both make it and eat it.
Hah, now I’ve proved myself utterly humorless by attempting to respond in a profound manner to a Simpsons quote. :smack: