In the middle of a bashing-ones-head-against-a-wall sort of god vs evolution debate in my World of Warcraft guild’s message board. The guy is probably thirteen and definitely uninformed.
He says something to the effect of “humans are powerful divinely inspired creatures because God made them so. The fact that they are powerful and intelligent is proof that God exists.”
I counteract with “Your last paragraph is such a mess of weird double-think that it’s really impossible to argue with. The sky is blue because the invisible pink unicorn said it was so. See how it’s blue? That proves the existence of the invisible pink unicorn. Humans are powerful, therefore they must have been given that power by the magic invisible pink unicorn, and the fact that they are powerful proves the existence of the invisible pink unicorn.”
“And it is humerous to see you bring up pink unicorns and garden gnomes when clearly they do not exist, You fail to realize we are speaking of God, Complete awareness, Complete Intelect, Complete Knowledge, Complete Power, all these things are real, you just can not understand how they can be inside of a divine unity. So try and compare your arguments with actual things it will align your theory much better.”