“Our insurance lapsed yesterday.”
“Damage was too severe”
“It was too late”
“Reactor failure immanent. Pleas-”
“…in your future endeavors”
“its inoperable. Hold me.”
“…I have ever known.” -Charles Dickens
Apologies to Seodoa; 4 minutes too slow.
Your what is late?
You are under arrest
Your ____ has died.
“Not into short guys”
Coming soon: Olive Garden!
“I’m a pet parent.”
“Where are your kids?”
“It’s Monday, not Sunday!”
We were too late
Your results are positive.
“My name is Janay”
“Please welcome, President Perry!”
It’s flesh eating herpes
Bastard kid ain’t mine.
The false vacuum collapsed.
Table for one, sir?
The board’s timing out.
“You have been banned.”
“I own no socks.”
We lost the baby