“I think I’m pregnant”
“Not tonight, I’m flowing”
“That ship has sailed”
“You gave me ____”
“Last call for alcohol”
We need to talk…
Shrinkage!!! Oh My God!
“Not McDonalds, too expensive.”
I think the saddest I ever heard were “I’m sorry, but it is malignant.”
“Killer asteroid impacting today”
What could go wrong?
She’s really a guy.
“Stop this car now!”
“It’s flesh-eating disease.”
“I ate the rest.”
And,from a friend on a cold February afternoon in 1990:
“Your sister passed away.” 
“Sixth floor walkup apartment”
“Time to get up!”
“Hands behind you back!”
“The program is canceled”
The last chocolate bar.
No wi-fi in range.
Look Ma, no hands! (After opening a letter bomb)
Mmmmmmm, maybe; but not if the next four words are, “Here, hold my beer.” 
Named her after you.
Also known as “Favorite show’s on FOX”.
We need to talk.
the rabbit done died
Hi, I’m Chris Hansen!
“Please, not the baby!”
Your card was declined.
Regards,
Shodan
The Beer ran out.