Oh no, not again!
Stage four breast cancer. Fuck every last sound of that term. We buried a dear friend far too early this week because of it.
“…You’ve had your six.” 
Pediatric intensive care unit
Hey, you people posting contractions, that’s 5 words.
Why are we here?
Tinker to Evers to…?!?
“Think of the children”
“There were no survivors”
I’ll do it tomorrow
It is happening again.
" Dad died in his sleep "
We lost the appeal.
You had your chance.
One life to live.
Not that it matters
Lack of insufficient funds…
It’s fourth and 84…
The rabbit done died.
Let’s start a commitee
My boyfriend thinks that!
You going to church?
You have to amputate.
The gasket is blown.
They taste like chicken.
Wish I’d campaigned more.
I dream of the day when my insufficient funds are lacking.
You blew a seal.
So a penguin is driving his car in the desert. All of sudden his car breaks down. Luckily, he’s pretty close to gas station. So he waddles behind his car and pushes it to the gas station. He asks the mechanic to take a look and find the problem. Mechanic tells him to come back in 30 minutes. So the penguin is getting hot being in the desert and all, and decides to find something to cool him off. He goes in the convenience store and buys some vanilla ice cream. He eats the ice cream and makes a big mess on his face. Finally he goes back to the mechanic to find out the problem. Mechanic says," Looks like you blew a seal." To which the penguin replies, “No, no. It’s just a little ice cream.”
Lucky lucky lucky seal.
On your knees, boy…