Beer Strike starts today.
I never loved you.
Only veggie bacon left…
My kids hate me.
Your OS not supported.
I got a haddock.
My Barracuda was in the shop, so I was in a rented Stingray, and it was overheating. So I pulled into a Shell station. They said I’d blown a seal. I said, “Fix the damn thing and leave my private life out of it, okay pal?” - Wet Dream, Kip Addotta
That was my best.
Is it in yet?
What? You like disco?! :eek:
1969: Star Trek is cancelled.
“I’m a living doll.”
Squeal like a pig
Can’t tell. Is it?
“please phone, ring… please?”
I want to leave.
SDMB- Closed for good.
There is no cake. 
“Is it in yet?” - not from first hand experience 
I wish I had.
Is your child named…
You’re not worth it.
There is no “us”.
“I told you so.”
“If only I’d listened.”
Her lawyer is Jewish.