Okay, you all remember my roommate, right? The Insatiable Hose Monster™?
Oh look, another thread about her. http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=95015
Well, Res Life called me today and told me there’s a single open. It’s in another building, and it’s a corner room (which means it’s HUGE!) The downside is that it’s on kind of a rowdy floor. There was a floor charge for cleaning up puke next to the toilet. But it’s a small price to pay for peace of mind. There’s also TWO locking doors between me and the rest of the floor, so I should be fine.
The girl who moved out was named Barbie. That just struck me as weird for some reason.
Also, my third (and supposedly worst) anthro midterm is over, and I think I did a pretty good job.
Damn, this has been a good day.
Geez, You kids these days. You gotta learn to puke all over somebodyELSE’s toilets.
Re: the rowdy floor, examine your sleep/study habits. If you have dormmates that are too loud, it could keep you awake at night. Figure out if that is going to bother you. Then again, I would be willing to put up with a lot of hassle for a single corner room.
As my dear departed grandfather used to say “Ditch the Ho’ bag!”
Sounds like a good deal.
Is your evil ex-roommate going to get another roommate? If so, warn the new girl!
Make sure to savor the moment when you unplug the fridge and microwave. Trust me, it’ll feel good. So good.
It’ll feel even better considering I own every single stick of furniture in this room that didn’t come with it. 
Even the dry-erase board on the door, and the plastic storage blocks Roomie has her shoes in.
And the PHONE! Did I tell you about the 5-10 daily calls she gets every day? I’d like to see her poor boyfriend try to rout all her calls until she gets a phone (knowing her, 3 weeks.)
This will be great. I think that getting away from my roommate would be a good thing for both of us.
Did I tell you lot that I once had a dream I was strangling her?