I think we are finally beginning to understand the problem Claire is having. It’s not that C is really all that concerned about pregnancy per se, C is concerned that these international icons of talent and beauty may have*** Active*** sex lives!!! ZOMG!!111!!!1!
So let me put you out of your misery dear: they likely do. They almost certainly have, and will continue to do so. Some will do so only in the context of a monogamous relationship, and others will indulge their urges with varying levels of regularity and, well, variance. If the actor/tress is a grown-up, the chances are exceedingly high that they are in fact “doing it” with someone, or at least have done so at some time, and will again.
Now I’m not normally one for flights of fancy, but on waking this morning had a very disturbing premonition (for want of a better word).
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*NEWS HEADLINES: Three young women, all aspiring actresses have been found murdered and dismembered in the past week. In all the cases the abdomens were slashed and the uteruses removed. None of the victims were pregnant, and the police are baffled as to the motivation for such horrendous crimes.
If any member of the public has information that might help to identify person or persons of interest in these cases, please contact 055-698669696.***
Reckon we’d have the case sewn up in a matter of minutes! :D:D:D
LOL! I like my news story better though, about McShera breaking Maggie Smith’s pelvis with her ferocious scissoring. According to the BBC, “McShera also has a pirate fetish, and put on an eyepatch and bandana and forced Smith to ask her ‘Will you be my pirate?’ before the pelvis-shattering sexual session began.”
This sort of thing makes me feel sorry for celebrities.
I don’t feel too bad for them for having to endure the usual down-sides of fame, like being approached in the street and so forth. It must be annoying, but it was their choice to pursue fame, and they had to expect that.
But this…these bizarre obsessions that some people get with certain celebrities…yikes.
I wonder if the OP has contacted Sophie McShera directly.
I can be a bit slow on the uptake sometimes…put it down to too much sex, drugs and rock and roll in my youth, and not enough in my dotage.
But Claire, you’re schtick has lost its novelty now. What started off as somewhat quirky and entertaining has now taken on a pathetic and disturbing life of its own.
I suggest you quit trying to elicit ‘whack job’ responses from the members here, and find something else to obsess about.
Her hips only look big there because Maggie Smith broke her pelvis in retaliation for breaking her own. And maybe she just doesn’t look flattering in high-rise jeans. Not many women do! I’d rather see a self-respecting woman in high-waisted jeans than some slut who feels the need to show off every inch of her body in shorts that show her asscheeks. Excuse her for actually wanting to look like an adult in photoshoots! Sure, she might have put on a couple of pounds, but that doesn’t mean she’s pregnant! As a woman whose weight has fluctuated numerous times throughout her 23 year life and has never been pregnant, I’m insulted by the insinuation that weight gain in a woman = pregnancy.
