I heard Isaac Hayes did this to his Rolls Royce back in the day. If you want to be pimp stylin’ could you accessorize you car this way and not be arrested or legally harassed? I mean they have bull ballsfor trucks so who’s to say you can’t have a penis up front.
Could you put a life size erect golden metal or plastic penis on your car's hood as a hood ornament?
Dunno, but seems like you might find an answer in this thread.
I believe there are Eastern religions like Hinduism which venerate the penis and symbols of male sexuality. Surely it would be a violation of the First Amendment to prohibit such things from being freely expressed, right?
It would have to be a bull penis. 
Uh.
Wha? Are you referring to the Lingam? It’s been associated to be a phallic symbol, but most Hindus I know tend not to go that route and agree that it’s a misconception. Though in Hinduism, if you look around I’m sure you’ll always find some sect that believes SOME variant belief. But I don’t think it’s a mainstream view. Then again, what is really mainstream in Hinduism? Tough call, and I could be wrong. Just- I’ve heard the phallus association just never inside the temple really. I doubt any mainstream Hindus would complain if a penis on a car was taken down in the name of *their *religion. :smack: They’d probably blame it on a cult or a random sect instead.
Course, even if we did use them on the cars, the lingams look like this guy. I think people are more likely to associate that with R2D2 than a penis if it’s on your car. :smack:
It would be extra cool if the washer fluid shot out of it…
Post of the day! Well done.
You might have to settle for a figurine of Al Capone as your hood ornament.
Neither of these are Hindu, but here are some pictures from Asia.
Probably NSFW, unless your boss really values religious freedom.
Kanamara Matsuri, Japan - http://tomuraya.co.jp/wakamiya-10.**[broken]**htm
Chao Mae Tuptim, Thailand - http://www.trybek.com/thailand2000/chao_mae_tuptim.**[broken]**htm
I believe it’s common to find paintings of erect, ejaculating penes on the walls of houses and temples in Bhutan (Buddhist, not Hindu, I think)
We did it to a coworker’s car when he transferred. Maybe we just weren’t caught.
Why not? I’m already forced to look at these* on trucks every day.
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Wouldn’t that be hood pornament?
My virus scanner (avast) doesn’t like that link.
Is it solid gold? Let me know where you park the car.
I would think it would disappear as a trophy or offensive object within hours of it being in public. I hope you buy them by the gross.
I’ve seen one around my neighborhood.
Not joking. someone has a penis hood ornament. Life-size-ish.
Please get rid of this link. That site is infected with viruses.
Same here (AVG)
Not around here.
I put one on my car and within a week the power company had a restraining order against me.
It would be a very vein thing to do.