Could you train a horse to live on the moon?

Bovines are already known for their translunar trajectories. You just have to get one stay up there.

Now if we could just teach a cat to play a fiddle. . . .

I heard the dish and the spoon are raising their children as forks.

What kind of litter box do they put out in the flatware elementary school?

Good idea but not as a solo mission. We should send up the whole crew, Mr Green Jeans, Bunny Rabbit, Mr Moose, Grandfather Clock.

Apolloosas?

Rein it in, hoss!