Count Bosda The All-Seeing Holds A Seance To Summon The "Ghost In A Jar".

Gather 'round my children.

Sit here, at the table.

Cleanse your spirits of negative vibrations. (jarbabyj-that means turn off the vibrator).

Join hands, Seekers of Spiritual Wisdom!

I SAID JOIN HANDS!

C K Dexter Haven, Arnold Winkelried, manhattan, UncleBeer! The poker game has to stop! You can’t hold hands whilst holding a hand, or at least not without somebody sneaking a peek at your cards.

Coldfire– put away that dammed banjo. Yes, & the whisky, too.
Now then…

We are gathered here today to summon the spirit of The ghost in the jar, of E-Bay fame, who graced us poor mortals by joining the SDMB.

Though he only posted twice in this thread LINK, and that’s nothing compared to my triple post, he moved us all deeply.

Let us Summon him & recieve his ectoplasmic postings on a regular basis!

Oh mighty or might-notty The ghost in the jar!
Send us your postings from Beyond The Veil, or Cleveland, whichever!

Endow us with Wisdom!

Reveal the Ancient Mysteries!

Teach us Richard Nixon’s favorite butterscotch pudding recipe!

All posters who desire to communicate with the Great Beyond, & save a few bucks on the long distance rates, post your messages here!

And get yer hand outta the pocket where I keep my wallet, Vixenation, unless you got indecent intentions.

So?

Ask questions, already.

Or no soup for you!

So, um, what’s in my pockets?

What am I holding in my hand?

Lint! :smiley:

If you’re following instructions, you’re holding someone else’s hand.

*iampunha stop tickling my palm with your finger!

Oh wait, that’s not…

Never mind!

Dude. You don’t have to summon it. It’s in a jar. Just take the lid off.

QUOTE]Originally posted by Wintermute
**What am I holding in my hand? **
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Hmmm… :smiley:

Hey, uh, Wintermute…why are your hands in my pockets?

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Originally posted by slortar
So, um, what’s in my pockets?

I hheeeaaarr the voice of the ghost! He saysss–

Come on people!

At least ask for messages from dead celebs!

'Cuz someone told my you had a roll of quarters in there, but all I feel is a roll of dimes. :wink:

Why would a ghost say “Bite me!”? They’re not embodied! Duh!

Anyway, that’s not what I heard him say. I heard him say that Bosda has no sense of humor. :stuck_out_tongue:

If the ghost doesn’t show up, does that mean he’s acting rude and unseenly? :stuck_out_tongue:

It’s not the motion of the ocean, it’s the way you roll your change…
groan

I’d make an awful swinger. :smiley:

The ghost in a jar, channeled though Count Bosda the All-Seeing says~~

:wink:

LOL. I take it back about the sense of humor. :smiley: