997,882
997, 881. The number of times I’ve screamed at my computer this year.
997,880. I like the even numbers. It’s like watching an odometer roll over.
997,879
997,878. I can’t wait for us to finish this, though I’ll die of old age first.
This is like drinking champagne mixed with slim fast…it sure passes the time.
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996,869 in the bed and the little one said…
We’re gonna need a new mattress.
996,868. Didn’t we jump a thousand there?
Catching an error bonus of 50!
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