Ll6’966
I ain’t sayin’ a word, Beck.
<looks around owl eyed trying to process the scene with his cough drop addled brain>
9l6’966
Dammit now even my phone is doing it.
Knock that off man, it’s a bad influence on other peoples hardware, you know, man
You ever look in the mirror and just want to tell your eyes and nose to fuck right the fucking hell off? That they’re, ya know, a little fucking LATE TO THE COLD THAT STARTED A WEEK AGO SO JUST TURN THAT WATERY EYE RUNNY NOSE BULLSHIT OFF YOU DUMB MOTHER FUCKERS AND LET ME GET BACK TO FINALLY FEELING BETTER
996,915
sniff
No, I didn’t catch Dork’s cold. It’s allergies.
996,914
Cough in your elbow. I’m virus free and I wanna stay that way. 
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996 911
National Emergency Phone number was down to these two choices and was ultimately decided by coin toss due to political infighting
moop
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(meep)
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mope
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moop
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