Count To A Million Thread!

5524 = 22 x 1381

I won’t be wandering no more

5525

Adioleyihuuu, Adioleyihuuu.

[And now, let’s get on to something we all know.]

[Ah, hang on. I’ve been waiting to use this one for some time:]

This shirt is old and faded

[I actually have a “this shirt.” For those who need help, it’s “This Shirt,” by Mary Chapin Carpenter.]

5526 = 2 x 32 x 307

All the color’s washed away

5527

I’ve had it now for more damn years

5528 = 23 x 691

Than I can count anyway

5529 = 3 × 19 × 97

I wear it beneath my jacket

5530 = 2 x 5 x 7 x 79

With the collar turned up high

5531

So old I should replace it

5532 = 22 x 3 x 461

But I’m not about to try

5533

This shirt’s got silver buttons

5534 = 2 x 2767

And a place upon the sleeve

5535 = 33 × 5 × 41

Where I used to set my heart up

5536

Right there anyone could see

5537 = 72 × 113

This shirt is the one I wore

5538 To every boring high school dance

5539 = 29 × 191

Where the boys ignored the girls

5540

And we all pretended to like the band

5541 = 3 x 1847

This shirt was a pillow for my head

5542

On a train through Italy