Count To A Million Thread!

6820 = 22 x 5 x 11 x 31

A name that’s peculiar, and more dignified,

6821 = 19 × 359

Else how can he keep up his tail perpendicular,

6822 = 2 x 32 x 379

Or spread out his whiskers, or cherish his pride?

6823

Of names of this kind, I can give you a quorum,

6824 = 23 × 853

Such as Munkustrap, Quaxo, or Coricopat,

6825

Such as Bombalurina, or else Jellylorum–

6826 = 2 x 3413

Names that never belong to more than one cat.

6827

But above and beyond there’s still one name left over,

6828 = 22 × 3 × 569

And that is the name that you never will guess;

6829

The name that no human research can discover–

6830 = 2 x 5 x 683

But THE CAT HIMSELF KNOWS, and will never confess.

6831

When you notice a cat in profound meditation,

6832 = 24 × 7 × 61

The reason, I tell you, is always the same:

6833, prime

His mind is engaged in a rapt contemplation

6834 = 2 × 3 × 17 × 67

Of the thought, of the thought, of the thought of his name:

6835 = 5 x 1367

His ineffable effable

6836 = 22 × 1709

Effanineffable

6837 = 3 x 43 x 53

Deep and inscrutable singular name.

6838

(We’re done with this one, so it’s somebody else’s turn. But for the record, I always liked Eliot’s, “Effanineffable.” I’m guessing that it was wordplay and a way to get the f-bomb past parents.

As an aside, I had the chance to buy a first British edition of Old Possum’s Book of Practical Cats a few years ago. Still kicking myself that I didn’t take it.

Okay, who’s next?)

6839 = 7 x 977

Picture yourself in a boat on a river