Count to infinity in pictures

Got so drunk, started seeing blue & purple dragon/unicorn hybrids.

Hot in…so hot in hurr!

A bit gaudy for a pendant, I think.

We won’t even *fart *in the direction of a domestic.

If Earth were the size of a quarter, it would be really really crowded.

Shocking lack of Chipotles in this neighborhood.

But tell it to wipe its feet on the mat.

[del]Poor Roche really wanted a Piggly Wiggly.[/del]

Next country over = Peninsula of the Grumpy Half-Awake Grandma.

It’s nice but it’s no Millennium Falcon.

These boots were made for stompin’.

This CPU contains nothing but photos of incredibly hot (yet fully-dressed) women.

Take that, China!

2993: Will be celebrating my 1,000-year high school reunion like a boss.

Under the Imperial system, this actually equals 3,204 Jetermeters.

I know evil dolls when I see them.

Avoid your balls.

I have fifteen years experience fixing TV’s and whirlpool tubs in The Sims, does that count?

Let’s have a cheer for 2998!

Marked down from $2999.01, for a limited time only!

The Fonz sez “AAAAYYY!”