Count to infinity in pictures

Doesn’t roll of the tongue like 867-5309 did.

Unfortunately, property values crashed when the HOA decided to convert the lower ten floors into a skunk & elephant farm.

In Soviet Russia, *you *play the hits for Burt Bacharach!

Cool! My very own…what the hell is that thing?

It’s a song about the love between a man and a stuffed bear.

It’s in the Constitution, son!

A break from all those Texan road signs.

There’s Klingons off the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard… oh wait, they’re Germans.

[Astronaut Jones]Now why don’t you pop outta that silver space suit and show me them big ol’ space titties.

Celui-ci est pour mes homies, yo!

For those of you with holes in your HS

He’s a head in the polls.

But he’ll lose to this guy.

Yeah, you’re screwed.

Do you have a shade that’s halfway between tikkurila and farbe?

Literal interpretation?

Address marker for any drones flying over

Rejected flag design.

The Omnibus Consolidated Rescissions and Appropriations Act of 1996

Didja hear about the farmer who’s girlfriend wrote him a John Deere letter?