Count to infinity in pictures

Nom!

Dang it, I had my heart set on fuchsia.

Where’s Arthur?

Taking reservations now for the first flight there…: http://www.hvezdnouoblohou.wz.cz/image_content/lev/image046.jpg

A real fixer-upper.

You’ll look ten pounds lighter.

Snug as a bug in one of these.

From the Museum of Codger History.

Pretty good advice, bro: http://s3.amazonaws.com/brotips/tips-images/3451/original-original-3389.jpg

Tiger’s younger brother finally gets an endorsement deal.

No worries, it’s medicinal.

Have you ever seen 849 fish laughing at you simultaneously?

Dick Cheney has one of these installed in his chest.

Guess how many tadpoles I’m gonna have?

I can’t ever remember which clip goes with which.

I wouldn’t mind finding these in my Christmas stocking: http://lejournaldusiecle.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/3f830e133d24c3e8e1c945fdadb5010e_l.jpg?w=700

Anything make you sicker than kneeling in front of this?

You’ve come a long way, baby.

I used to date Amy Loban! Is this what happened to her?

Yoga pants for B, C and D cups.