Count to infinity in pictures

[buddha_david]

Fasten-ating.

[beowulff]

[And I thought all they did was beat each other with padded sticks.](http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MzAwWDMwMA==/z/f60AAOxy86RSZ7Us/$(KGrHqIOKpcFJ(cZem4FBSZ7UrvSb!~~60_35.JPG)

[burpo_the_wonder_mutt]

Looks like Cher’s getting more work done.

[buddha_david]

My boogers are so massive, I have them numbered individually.

[Elendil_s_Heir]

This phone is so advanced, it’ll even harvest your crops for you: http://www.sonimtech.com/img/headers/3405.jpg

[buddha_david]

It’s no Cormac McCarthy, but it’s a decent read.

[Happy_Lendervedder]

Continental 3407 status: SEE GATE AGENT

[buddha_david]

All you need to hack Sony’s database.

[burpo_the_wonder_mutt]

I don’t think there’s a whole lotta Amish in Las Vegas.

[buddha_david]

Note: Actual steamroller may not match photo.

[burpo_the_wonder_mutt]

The Space Family Robinson takes the Chariot to one of Will’s soccer games.

[Little_Nemo]

Slap some pineapples on them and you’re all set for the holidays.

[buddha_david]

The Gemini capsule was named “Seamus”.

[Elendil_s_Heir]

I rather doubt they’re from Madagascar: http://www.wehmeyerceramics.com/images/Penguins/WNM3409-3414-Penguins%20with%20an%20Attitude.jpg

[buddha_david]

Would you really sit on a toilet the color of…well, you know.

[burpo_the_wonder_mutt]

Double your pleasure, double your…never mind.

[Happy_Lendervedder]

Introducing: The Johnny Pepperman Trio

[Little_Nemo]

GOOOOOAAALLL!!!

[Happy_Lendervedder]

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[buddha_david]

Can’t reach the green in less than five strokes? This will help.