Count to infinity in pictures

What’s that box doing there? (On the edge of NSFW: if looking at a lingerie model is something you don’t want to do at work, click this link after you get home.)

There are a lot of roads in Texas.

Peter Gabriel’s newest video: More of the same.

“My heart going boom, boom, boom…”

"Hey, wait a minute – URRRRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!"

You’ve got…uh, you’ve got…something.

All passengers must wear orange safety vests!

'Allo Docteur, there is some trouble with your pheun.

Describes my relationships well. At least, the last part does. Not so much the first two.

What Pill Izzit?

Self-mobile, extendable baby crib.

Drivin’ sideways for the win.

Blackbeard will murder anyone who ridicules his manpurse.

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Presumably, it wasn’t a “Little Red Wagon."

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.”

Cinq gourdes.

…but, please just call me Peter.

Surprise, it’s your bill for this month! Guess where the decimal goes!

Hmm, maybe I should get back to my Southern roots?

They actually charge you full price, and ship 80% of what you ordered.