Count to infinity in pictures

Anywhere other than El Paso, it would be “Mr. Community."

You know their insulators are top-notch, considering the planet where they’re made.

For cooking only. So get your mind out of the gutter, perv.

“Such nice large cookies – but wait, there’s five of us!”

"Excuse me, ma’am. I’m here to check out those cookies everyone has been raving about."

Behind the Green Door.

It’s time to play, “Guess Where The Decimal Goes.”

If you’re gluten-intolerant, better not live here.

Missing: any mention of “God.”

THIS is the shoe you need if you want to take me to the prom, Matthew.”

For three credits and your PhD.

I was hoping more for showgirls.

Looks like a hoax bomb to me!

You only get half the dress and jacket, that’s why it’s so cheap.

I don’t even know what it’s about and I’d veto it.

Trust me, you do not want to live here.

Can I get that on an eight-track?: http://www.jazzage1920s.com/greygull/labels/clover1761a-3996.jpg

Can I get a Half-Caff Venti Ristretto 4-Pump No-Whip Mocha Sugar-Free Cinnamon Dolce Soy Skinny Iced Latte? No? Ok, I’ll go somewhere else.

Jedi light sabres look a lot less impressive when they run out of charge.

Water is always final.