Dutch-Italian here. Good beer & bokma plus wine & various liquers. I’m not even going to get into the foods, man, 'cuz y’all’d just lose, lose, lose.
Bunny, I think we should talk about your dream in great detail, perhaps bring in special analyst jarbaby. Wear loose clothing.
think, I’d say YOU have to wear loose clothing!
75% Irish, 25% Scot. A German lady back there in the woodworks, but we don’t talk much about that.
Oh, please! You know better than that, Bill.
I’ll be naked.
Well, I actually had a dream last night that I was at the miniChiDope Friday with all the FabulousDoperGuys[sup]TM[/sup], only there was no chair for me. I specifically remember a couple of Marine type DoperGuys. That’s all I remember. Really. 
Also, German/Polish/English/Irish/Native-American-of-Unknown-Tribe checking in. Do I qualify for whatever the hell we’re talking about? 
As an Officer and a Gentleman, (please hold down the snickering) I certianly would offer you my chair. But at a ChiDope, I may not get up first!
Well, porcupine, I’m no Marine. But, as a superhero, I have to offer my services. You can either sit in Superlap[sup]tm[/sup], or I COULD be extremely chivalrous, and say that as long as I have a face, you have a place to sit. 
Re: foods. I submit: pickled herring, blue cheese, beer, and scalloped oysters. All consumed in great quantities by my family (especially the beer). Actually, anything pickled. My dad has in his fridge, I kid you not, pickled deer heart. It was good, but too heavy on the allspice and nutmeg.
Anyway, think, what? A re-enactment?
porc, I think this has devolved into a “Who Can Drink Superdude Under the Table” type thing. Of course, anyone who knows me knows it won’t be me. I’m a cheap date. I nominate porc to take my position in this game!
What happens when we get under the table?
And you mention pickled herring like it’s a good thing.
Well, doll, that’s up to you.
Due to my 25% Scot heritage, porc could verify that under-the-kilt thing while under the table!
UncleBill, so we can expect to see you Friday night in your “Bite Me” T-shirt, a kilt, and nothing else?
As for my under-the-table preference, see my sig.
Kilts, Marines, jello, what more can a girl ask for?
I was just talking with Sua, informing him of the results of the negotiations between mags and myself, and I think I’m quite looking forward to this.
Dammit! I knew I forgot something.
While the idea of riding the El Friday night in such garb may be considered by some an invitation to Danger, I DO live in Miami, and face danger on a daily basis with a smile. My kilt is in SC, and unattainable in such short order. I may have to find another, in the Clan Douglas tartan. Off to the internet! Gee Willikers, this might just be a PARTY!
Godiva chocolates and glow-in-the-dark condoms???
I imagine those could be arranged as well.
I wanna ride the E! I wanna ride the E!
Reminder to self: Bring video camera and lots of extra film for the orgy, um I mean party.
too bad I don’t actually own a video camera…
I don’t have orgy supplies (guys, you can get that), but I do have a couple of disposable cameras (I’m not letting you lushes near my Canon), a small notepad so we can write down quotable quotes, and a couple of signs that say “Cecil Adams Family Reunion.” We can leave the sign on the table so even if we are under it, the uninitated Dopers can find us.
Be warned: I am bringing a camera. And I’m not afraid to use it! [sub]If I can remember to take pictures, that is![/sub]
This ChiDope is gonna be hotter than a young nun at a priest convention!