You, the chick, the tomato, the skirt. You wearin’ the dress and high heels. You with the lipstick. You with the rack. HEY YOU!
You know you want to. Shopping, hot tubs, gossip, curlers, facials, nail polish, slumber party atmosphere, female bonding, food, food and more food. Probably some alcohol there too. The works.
You know you want to.
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[li]Where? Birch Run, near Flint, Michigan.[/li][li]When? Saturday, November 10th and Sunday, November 11th, 2001[/li][li]Who? Any Doper Chick.[/li][li]Lodging? Fairfield Inn. I’ve reserved 2 rooms with 2 queen beds and 2 rooms with 1 king bed each reserved. If those fill up, I’ve got sleeping bags. There is an indoor heated pool and a hot tub on site. Plus, any DoperChick coming in from out of town who needs lodging on Friday night is welcome to crash at my place in Lansing with my husband, my two cats and myself. I promise to be a good hostess and not show you all the pictures of my cats.[/li]
Hotel prices are $69/night. Split between 4 people that’s DARN cheap. The hotel is in Frankenmuth, a town of charming German heritage and good beer. Not to mention Bronner’s Christmas Wonderland – quite possibly the biggest Christmas store in the world. Miles and miles of all things Christmas. Not my thing personally, but hey, not everyone can be as cool as me. Plus, I know they’ve got a chocolate shop there somewhere. And a new Brew Pub.
And remember, Christmas is only 6 weeks away at that point so it’s a perfect time to start/continue/finish your Christmas shopping. As for me, in addition to Christmas, I’ll be doing my Bunny’s Birthday Shoe Shopping Extravaganza.
I love you Michigan ladies like the sisters I never had. If I can make it (maybe hitch a ride with Jarbaby or another ChiDoper?? There is no puppy eyes smiley) I will. Yes I will.
Hey I might be in, only I could only do saturday evening/sunday, cause I feed the horses at my barn saturday morning. Can we go to xanders and eat pounds and pounds of chicken too!? (OMG, shoe shopping, chocolate, chicken AND Dopers… life would be complete). Hey this is turning into an all-star turnout!
Hey guys, we can’t let this go unchallenged, now can we?
Send me an e-mail at stalkingmidwestdoperchicks@themall.com, and let me know who can donate what surveillance items, zoom lenses, listening devices, and the like. We’ll need camo gear, and some night vision goggles will probably come in handy, too. I’ve got the recording and A/V devices covered, and my cousin who works hotel security should be able to help us out at the inn.
We’ll need a volunteer to collect contributions for paying off the staff at the Victoria’s Secret Outlet store. Remember, these are Midwest doper chicks we’re talking about here! No expense is too great!
[animal house]Who’s with me? YAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!![/animal house]
Paul, I’m in. I’ll provide the camo gear and zoom lenses. I’ll talk to my buddies at the at the glass factory and see about replacing VS’s mirrors with ones more…acceptable…for our purposes.
hell if mags & jarbabyj are gonna be there, the very least I can do is wander on over there at least for a while. (tho’, sigh, I may have to return my “chick” license, since most of the activities listed are things I don’t generally get into - what is this ‘nail polish’ thing you speak of??) but chit chat w/cool folks, now that I can do!
I’m thinking I should make thinksnow my Minister of Affairs on this, since I’m filling that role for him at OhDope, but he’s a boy and has cooties, so I’ll have to do it all myself.
Plus, if he and Paul are in cohoots, the last thing we need is for them to know our plans.
Okay, I’m starying a list, ladies. Remember, you’ll only be paying for 1/4 of a hotel room (or a 1/2 if you get the King room) so it’ll be cheap. We can eat cheap too. I’ll be putting up DoperChicks at my house on Friday night for whomever has to come in from out of town. My house is only a 3.5 hour drive from Chicago, ChiDope ladies! It would be my great pleasure to host you! I’m also going to see if I can borrow my sister’s Jimmy Blazer to cart us around. I can carry 4 if I can use that. Plus all our treasures.
wring, “nail polish” and it’s accompanying accoutrements are only options in our arsenal. They are not The arsenal. Mostly the arsenal consists of a little [sub]or a lot of[/sub] alcohol to loosen the lips and then off to the hot tub or pool!
Medea, “unless something fascinating comes up”? I think the pack of us would be fascinating as it is!
Your plans? You’ve already let those details slip, my dear. And don’t bother to try to change them, either – you don’t think that innocent-looking black Chevy Blazer you keep spotting in your rearview is just a coincidence, do you?
Oh, and thanks for reminding me about the hot tub. think, how’s your supply of submersible camera gear? And to the hunters out there, we’re gonna need something to mask that cootie smell, or they’ll pick us up a mile away…
I’ve got three sets of gear and two underwater cameras, we’re in business!
The anti-cootie spray will be discussed at next weeks mens meeting. Hopefully, we can install some beer-goggles on the women when they aren’t paying attention…perhaps wine-goggles would work better in this application. We’ll have to discuss this too.
Plus, I know they’ve got a chocolate shop there somewhere. And a new Brew Pub.
