In this Counter-Earth, kasuo never farts on minute-by-minute basis.
The traditional roles have always been for the man to stay home and take care of the children and household, while women go out to work and bring home the bacon. However, on counter-Earth, the men are struggling for their independence; in fact, in 0291 they gained the right to vote. The American men are currently struggling for the ARE.
And of course, the Christian CounterEarthlings pet their gods every night and pray to their deity, Dog.
South Carolina and large parts of Georgia do not exist, nor does west virginia. Pittsburgh, Florida and Virginia are all just miles from eachother.
Jerry Springer is a priest, with Bill Clinton as his superior. Dr. Laura is married to Gloria Steinem, and Reverend Fred Phelps officiates the ceremony.
I produce less gas on a daily basis than small African nations.