Courtesy of my Mother in Law

He laid her on the table,
so white, so clean and bare.
His forehead wet with
beads of sweat,
he rubbed her here and there.

He touched her neck and
then her breast,
and then, he felt her thigh.
The slit was wet, so all
was set.
He gave a joyous cry.

The hole was wide…he looked inside,
all was dark and murky.
He rubbed his hands, stretched out his arms,
and then he stuffed the turkey.

May I be the first to wish you a happy thanksgiving!!

(Some of you have such dirty minds!!! Shame On you)
I love this woman!

Is that what the single kids are calling it these days?

Happy early T-day to you to.

That’s a great TG piece! Thanks and Happy Turkey!

Let’s see. Thread from Sue, talk about sex, thread from sue, talk about sex. Why am I not suprised?

So, is your mother-in-law a nice old bird?

How do you get the turkey to balance on the swing?

Holy cannoli, ricepad! You just made me laugh so loud that my dog started howling!

Oh you people are funny. :rolleyes:

Doesn’t anyone find it weird that my MIL sent this to me?

I don’t! ROFL, that’s good. I’m printing in out and bringing it to my grandmother’s dinner party next week. Oh, that’s funny. Hehehe… My mom’s behind me laughing her ass off!