I can’t think of a more creative site to have one. How come we don’t have a thread like this already??
Bring ‘em on, Dopers. Any kind. Here’s mine:
Yes I washed my hands
Have not found toilet paper
Washing hands again
Outside store long line
Looks at me like I’ve six heads
Fuck, mask’s still in car
This virus is bad
Now we’re in a depression
both mind and wealth based
Quarantine’s been a bitch
The Governor’s opening businesses
Time for the second round
Pneumonia sore throat
I think I would like to die
Home confinement sucks
Safe at home am I -
toilet paper millionaire.
Still, the virus waits.
Beans on toast today
Frozen pizza tomorrow
I want a nice steak!
I hate wearing masks
They fog up my eyeglasses
Still better than death
Trapped at home all day
I can’t go on vacation
Coronavirus
Dude.
May I?
Quarantine’s a bitch
Governor’s opening shops
Crap! Another round
Unseen virus haunts
White House briefings; if only
This regime could fall
Wearing a mask-Wise
Wiser for the President?
Wearing a ball-gag
Mask-wearing is smart
I appreciate the need
But I miss your smiles
In isolation,
I have time to contemplate:
Is my dog at risk?
Ancient Chinese curse
Life in interesting times
Is this what was meant?
We may never know
Who our protest rally kills
Let’s drive drunk instead
Economic crisis
Murder hornets, Trump’s bullshit
Let’s not watch the news
I hold a secret:
I like solitariness
Much better than crowds
Craving fast food now
Arby’s is 12 miles away
Traffic? Six minutes